when little dude gets older, i’m going to pedantically remind him of all sorts of inane shit. i plan on bringing it up at the most inopportune times just to bug the hell out of him.

dude, remember on 11-may, 2012 at your school carnival there someone in an deciduous tree costume handing out educational stuff at your carnival? no? i do. it took me like 20 emails and 4 phone calls to make that shit happen.

– steve ulrich, 10 years from now

the 20 emails and 4 phone calls part will be an amplification by at least an order of magnitude just to be more annoying.